Some people say that the consumption of alcohol can lead to stupid decisions. I think that this school of thought is questionable though. Quite to the contrary, I will assert that abstaining from alcohol leads to poor judgment. Alcohol has the amazing ability to keep men sane, and its absence can be extremely dangerous. For your consideration in this matter let the record reflect the entry of exhibit A:
That’s Doc Browder (Go Navy!) and myself of course looking as ridiculous as possible. Later he put a camo bandana over his face to complete the look. In terms of me, in the immortal words of Sgt Word, “1987 called, and they want you back.” More like 1987 GI Joe. I have no explanation for this one though: